Post by Scarlett Barker on Jan 5, 2013 23:07:25 GMT -8
Okay this isn't technically finished. It has empty spaces and grammar and spelling issues. But when a sick girl can get someone to type her rambling, I'll count it as done. Not my best, but she needs to exist. Congratulations. It's a girl.)
scarlett jane barker.
16. HUFFLEPUFF. HETEROSEXUAL.
scarlett jane barker.
16. HUFFLEPUFF. HETEROSEXUAL.
Okay, cold piece slice of pizza in hand. I do not know why this stuff is so addictive. Maybe it's a muggle food thing. Maybe I should ask the sorting hat. It's the one who put me in Pufflehuff. Yes, Pufflehuff. Word of my own unique creation. Actually, I think that might be some sort of rare creature... But if anyone could explain my bizarre eating habits it would probably be the all knowing sorting hat. Anyway, the video cam is turned on. So I can check that off. And yes, dad I know this wasn't supposed to be a video biopic, but hey. It is was it is. Besides, what's the worse that could happen? Getting sent to the headmaster’s office? Seriously though?
Okay, so here we go. Welcome gentle viewer to my humble abode. Otherwise known as my bedroom when not at school. Yes, it's a little messy. Did ask for tips on decorating? But back on point... I do get off it a lot don't I? I'm Scarlett. I am a sixteen year old female. At least I was last time I checked. And I unofficially have the weirdest parents ever. Well, technically weirdest family. But I wouldn't swap them for like anything. Maybe a unicorn. It'd have to be an incredibly nice one, though. One that I could train.
My father Elliot is headmaster here at good old Hogwarts. Yay me! People think being the headmaster's kid makes life easier. It so does not. At all. Allow me to reiterate that. Being the head master's child, very little benefits, very many drawbacks. But I shouldn't complain. It could be much worse. My other father Wyatt is pretty awesome as well. And yes, dad I didn't tell people about you because if they can't figure out about their own headmaster that's a bit sad; don't you think? I have a brother/sister. It's a love hate relationship. Mostly love. They're a year and house here. Which is cool. We don't discriminate here. Perhaps I should clarify that; I don't discriminate. I've really never gone out and polled the general population. Maybe onlookers would think my life's a bit bizarre. Or that my non-traditional family is a little strange. Not because my dads are gay, but because well, truthfully we're a little eccentric. Or maybe that's just me. I forget.
Other people in my life. My BFF; . Seriously, she's the best. I could tell you... then again I won't. You know. Because were pretty much just two plain, boring average girls who don't do much except study. Yeah, so. Also I'm pretty close to my cousin Leighton too. She's a year younger than me. Same house. And my owl, Rowlf.
But you want to know about me. Well, last year at least I had the prefect thing going on. Kind of a pre-req to do stuff like that when your dad's headmaster. Have to be responsible and put your best face forward etc, etc. Oh, I'm a quidditch announcer. I used to be in choir until it was pointed out to be that, how did they say it? My skills might be put to better use elsewhere. So now for I'm in the dramatic society. The secretary of it actually. I honestly have no idea what purpose a secretary serves in such a group. I just go where I'm told.
I should probably get to the just the fact's ma’am, part of this shouldn't I? My favorite class is DADA. The thing is half the time I'm just winging it, so who knows. I've always gotten fairly good marks, but that could just be dumb luck. My patronus? This is kind of embarrassing. Some sort of ant thing. I know, right? I think it's because when I was younger I listed to that rubber tree plant song on too many times.
Other favorite classes include Potions, where I am proud to say I've only caused a few small explosions. Hey, my professor said I show initiative, a willingness to experiment,and a remarkable lack of fear the likes of which hasn't been seen in some time. Which basically means I'm a bit of a safety risk in the classroom, but I wasn't the one to sugarcoat it. Transfiguration is nice enough. I think my wand likes it. I have absolutely no way of knowing that, but I read once a unicorn hair core is well suited to transfiguration and my wand is willow and unicorn hair. I love charms. I know a lot of students think it's kid stuff but well, maybe I like being a kid. Flying Theory is my favorite elective, and you haven't lived until you've seen me in a pick up game of quidditch. Divination is the other elective I'm thinking of taking this year. It's not for everyone, but it has a certain allure. I loved care of magical creatures too, but you can only have so many electives so maybe I'll just peak in from time to time.
Oh my boggart ; that's one of those basic type questions, right? Well it changes. Which is logical really, people evolve. But I've generally managed to overcome any issues I have with the thought of my cousin Henry falling of his broom when we were kids. Or now actually. But it actually did happen when we were kids and while he remained unharmed it did knock him down a peg. It was hilarious as all get out.
What else? Well backing up a bit , in case you somehow missed it, I'm adopted. Honestly, I have no idea who my biologicals were or what happened. Maybe I turned into some sort of freaky creature and they were like 'that's enough of that' I don't know. Hey it could happen. I'm a metamorphagi after all. I mean it probably didn't, but it's as good of an explanation as any. My parental units adopted me when I was a baby and named me Scarlett after my grandmother.
Is that enough? Cause seriously, I have to be getting some more food. Let's see. Eww, Dad! I think this Chinese may have gone bad. Or possibly evolved. Yikes. I'll just be putting that back in the refrigerator for now.
Anyway, I'm not really sure what more you want to know. I'm looking forward to this year; I see big things happening. Not sure whether they'll be good or bad things. But big things nonetheless. And if everything doesn't come up sunshine and rainbows... Not the end of the world. Hey, I'm a badger. Something knocks me down it just makes me even stronger. It also possibly makes itself unconscious when I go off on it, but that probably is not the politically correct thing you're looking for here.
On a more pc note, I guess I'll just not worry about the bad until I actually have to face it. I mean, obviously I know bad things exist. But I also know you don't have to face them alone. My family taught me that. So dad, if you're watching this thanks. I really do appreciate everything you guys have done for me. Even if I act like it's no big. Then again, you know this. I'm a teenager.
So yada, yada. Covered the basics. Gave you a bit about my philosophy on life... Um, I guess I'll close with the fact that yes, I currently single and if you'd like to ask me to any formal event... Hey, just take the quill to the paper, find an owl, and I'll get back to you.
And we are done.
Okay, so here we go. Welcome gentle viewer to my humble abode. Otherwise known as my bedroom when not at school. Yes, it's a little messy. Did ask for tips on decorating? But back on point... I do get off it a lot don't I? I'm Scarlett. I am a sixteen year old female. At least I was last time I checked. And I unofficially have the weirdest parents ever. Well, technically weirdest family. But I wouldn't swap them for like anything. Maybe a unicorn. It'd have to be an incredibly nice one, though. One that I could train.
My father Elliot is headmaster here at good old Hogwarts. Yay me! People think being the headmaster's kid makes life easier. It so does not. At all. Allow me to reiterate that. Being the head master's child, very little benefits, very many drawbacks. But I shouldn't complain. It could be much worse. My other father Wyatt is pretty awesome as well. And yes, dad I didn't tell people about you because if they can't figure out about their own headmaster that's a bit sad; don't you think? I have a brother/sister. It's a love hate relationship. Mostly love. They're a year and house here. Which is cool. We don't discriminate here. Perhaps I should clarify that; I don't discriminate. I've really never gone out and polled the general population. Maybe onlookers would think my life's a bit bizarre. Or that my non-traditional family is a little strange. Not because my dads are gay, but because well, truthfully we're a little eccentric. Or maybe that's just me. I forget.
Other people in my life. My BFF; . Seriously, she's the best. I could tell you... then again I won't. You know. Because were pretty much just two plain, boring average girls who don't do much except study. Yeah, so. Also I'm pretty close to my cousin Leighton too. She's a year younger than me. Same house. And my owl, Rowlf.
But you want to know about me. Well, last year at least I had the prefect thing going on. Kind of a pre-req to do stuff like that when your dad's headmaster. Have to be responsible and put your best face forward etc, etc. Oh, I'm a quidditch announcer. I used to be in choir until it was pointed out to be that, how did they say it? My skills might be put to better use elsewhere. So now for I'm in the dramatic society. The secretary of it actually. I honestly have no idea what purpose a secretary serves in such a group. I just go where I'm told.
I should probably get to the just the fact's ma’am, part of this shouldn't I? My favorite class is DADA. The thing is half the time I'm just winging it, so who knows. I've always gotten fairly good marks, but that could just be dumb luck. My patronus? This is kind of embarrassing. Some sort of ant thing. I know, right? I think it's because when I was younger I listed to that rubber tree plant song on too many times.
Other favorite classes include Potions, where I am proud to say I've only caused a few small explosions. Hey, my professor said I show initiative, a willingness to experiment,and a remarkable lack of fear the likes of which hasn't been seen in some time. Which basically means I'm a bit of a safety risk in the classroom, but I wasn't the one to sugarcoat it. Transfiguration is nice enough. I think my wand likes it. I have absolutely no way of knowing that, but I read once a unicorn hair core is well suited to transfiguration and my wand is willow and unicorn hair. I love charms. I know a lot of students think it's kid stuff but well, maybe I like being a kid. Flying Theory is my favorite elective, and you haven't lived until you've seen me in a pick up game of quidditch. Divination is the other elective I'm thinking of taking this year. It's not for everyone, but it has a certain allure. I loved care of magical creatures too, but you can only have so many electives so maybe I'll just peak in from time to time.
Oh my boggart ; that's one of those basic type questions, right? Well it changes. Which is logical really, people evolve. But I've generally managed to overcome any issues I have with the thought of my cousin Henry falling of his broom when we were kids. Or now actually. But it actually did happen when we were kids and while he remained unharmed it did knock him down a peg. It was hilarious as all get out.
What else? Well backing up a bit , in case you somehow missed it, I'm adopted. Honestly, I have no idea who my biologicals were or what happened. Maybe I turned into some sort of freaky creature and they were like 'that's enough of that' I don't know. Hey it could happen. I'm a metamorphagi after all. I mean it probably didn't, but it's as good of an explanation as any. My parental units adopted me when I was a baby and named me Scarlett after my grandmother.
Is that enough? Cause seriously, I have to be getting some more food. Let's see. Eww, Dad! I think this Chinese may have gone bad. Or possibly evolved. Yikes. I'll just be putting that back in the refrigerator for now.
Anyway, I'm not really sure what more you want to know. I'm looking forward to this year; I see big things happening. Not sure whether they'll be good or bad things. But big things nonetheless. And if everything doesn't come up sunshine and rainbows... Not the end of the world. Hey, I'm a badger. Something knocks me down it just makes me even stronger. It also possibly makes itself unconscious when I go off on it, but that probably is not the politically correct thing you're looking for here.
On a more pc note, I guess I'll just not worry about the bad until I actually have to face it. I mean, obviously I know bad things exist. But I also know you don't have to face them alone. My family taught me that. So dad, if you're watching this thanks. I really do appreciate everything you guys have done for me. Even if I act like it's no big. Then again, you know this. I'm a teenager.
So yada, yada. Covered the basics. Gave you a bit about my philosophy on life... Um, I guess I'll close with the fact that yes, I currently single and if you'd like to ask me to any formal event... Hey, just take the quill to the paper, find an owl, and I'll get back to you.
And we are done.
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