Louis,

[Rose Weasley]

((ooc: scrawled on a note and sent during HoM))

Who the fuck cares about which goblin was in charge of the shoes of the goblins during the Goblin-Wizarding war? I mean, really?

[Louis Weasley]

I do.

[Rose Weasley]

You're different.

What's the worst thing that can be done with magic, in your opinion?

[Louis Weasley]

I was joking- did you seriously think I cared about any of this?

Hmm, tough question. Maybe force us to listen to goblin drivel all day?

[Rose Weasley]

You like both shoes and goblin-made things; it was possible. Horrifying possibility, though: I might have had to kill you.

I feel like they don't need magic to reach that level of hell. Where do you think Danté would rank this, ninth circle? It's a treachery of our teacher-student relationship, boring us to death.

[Louis Weasley]

I don't like shoes, honestly Rose. I'm not gay, I just like pretty things Besides, goblin-made shoes would be very uncomfortable. I expect they're jewel-encrusted.

Killing me would be very difficult, even for you. Have I told you about my latest bodyguard?

Possibly second circle if we're talking about student-teacher relationships. But as for you personally, maybe fifth circle? Or maybe seventh.

[Rose Weasley]

Why not? Shoes hide feet - which are fucking disgusting. Most female shoes tend to be uncomfortable; I prefer socks. Jewel encrusted shoes; could be worth a lot.

Even for me? I'm touched. No, you haven't: is he a ninja? I don't think I could kill a ninja. Mainly because there aren't any real ninjas left - I could totally fuck a ninja up.

True; maybe the teacher wants to bore us to death because he's a necrophiliac and a paedophile. Angry, huh? I suppose the Hufflepuff, whatshisname, would agree with you. And the Board of Trustees. People pretend it's because I'm a redhead but that's fucking stupid

[Louis Weasley]

Feet can be nice, but you're right, on the whole, most people don't take care of their feet properly. Jewel-encrusted shoes, while expensive, would be completely worthless practically because of the aforementioned reasons.

You're one of the few people I'd actually worry about having the capability to kill me.
I don't actually have a bodyguard, Rose, where on earth would I find a bodyguard? And you could definitely kill a ninja- the last time I checked, ninjas were muggles.

I wouldn't put it past certain teachers. And yes, though I hope you're not referring to your brother- you ought to know Hugo's name. Or are you referring to the one you set on fire? The Board of Trustees are idiots.

[Rose Weasley]

I just don't like feet. I'd cut mine off if they weren't so good for kicking people in the bollocks with. I don't know; they'd probably be quite painful if one was kicked in the shin by someone wearing them. Probably sell for a lot, too. I wouldn't want them, though.

I am remarkably dangerous. I don't know, the black market? If you get one, you should tell me. I would be a bodyguard, except I don't have the patience. I bet if I became a ninja, I'd be unstoppable. I'd hate being a ninja, though. No Malfoy to thrash in Quidditch.

Right? I know we're among the most beautiful things they've ever seen, but fuck. Oh, right, the little ginger that lives at my house... Of course I know Hugo's name. Yes, I was indeed referring to that one. He was like an annoying, arrogant toasted marshmallow. They are, this is true.

[Louis Weasley]

How could you dislike something as benign and pointless as a foot? I'd rather not get kicked by someone wearing goblin-made shoes, though something tells me that's in my future if Dom gets married and gets to wear the goblin-made apparel. If they sell for a lot, logic dictates that they'd cost a lot to buy, yes? So, buying them = generally not a good idea.

You are, aren't you? A right menace to society.
I wouldn't go to the effort of figuring out how to actually get to the black market only in order to get a bodyguard, but if I eveer do, I'll be sure to let you know. And let him know, because I'd rather not have him get killed when he attempts to take you on.
Yes, not having Malfoy to thrash in Quidditch would be the worst of all ninja-related problems.

I think 'fuck' is what we'd not like them to do, yes? Even if certain professors aren't that bad looking.
I don't know about you, but I can't remember my mum's name for the life of me.
Annoying toasted marshmallows are the bane of my existence.

[Rose Weasley]

Ew, weddings. What do you think a goblin-made dress'd be like? Solid silver? Well, yeah, but I don't plan on buying them. But if they could be obtained for free... I'd probably throw them in a dumpster. or charity I'd be a waste to receive them.

It's my superhero skill.
Good. It's always funny when they try to take me on, though. It's like they think because I'm this small, beautiful thing, I couldn't fuck them up. It's like they haven't learnt yet that the beautiful things are always the ones that destroy. No offence intended to you, pretty boy.
It would actually be awful. If I wasn't around, being my living proof that it's possible to not try to be perfect and still be alive. Though I guess I'm not always great at that Honestly. That kid needs to lighten up. And learn how to lose so it doesn't always get under his skin so much when I outmanoeuvre him at Quidditch. Do you like him? I can never remember who does in our family. I can normally keep track of you and Al, but I'm drawing a blank.

Against our will. There's some I wouldn't hate to fuck. And that's not just the apathy talking...
Godric. Your one's is something flowery... like Petal. Orchid. It's Orchid. That's her name. I'm positive. Aunt Orchid.
They should all be annihilated.